🧀 CHEESE TAX COLLECTOR
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You opened the cheese. You knew the rules.
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The Cheese Tax Collector has arrived, and payment is due immediately. One slice for you, one little piece for them. Failure to comply may result in staring, drooling, whining, or aggressive auditing of the refrigerator.
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Featuring bold retro Hipnotik artwork and our little alien hiding in the cheese, this one's made for the dog who can hear a cheese wrapper open from three rooms away.
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Perfect for:
- Certified cheese inspectors
- Refrigerator surveillance specialists
- Snack-time extortionists
- Dogs who know exactly what you have
- Anyone currently behind on their cheese taxes
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🐾 HIPNOTIK HOUNDS
Weird gear for good dogs with questionable behavior.
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Pay your taxes. 🧀👽
100% Polyester
This extremely strong and durable synthetic fabric retains its shape and dries quickly
Wipe the dust or any dirt off gently with a clean, dry cloth.
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