
| XS | S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 16.50 | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 27.00 | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length, in | 8.60 | 8.90 | 9.20 | 9.50 | 9.70 | 10.00 | 10.40 | 10.80 | 11.20 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
MASTER PAIN IS IN TOWN!
Vote for him, or he'll cut off your big toe!
This lightweight jersey tee carries a bold, humorous campaign-style design that reads like a small-town rallying cry. The vintage-inspired graphic, anchored by a centered portrait and patriotic motif, brings a lived-in, retro vibe to a modern retail-fit shirt. It sits close to the body without feeling tight, and the breathable Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton keeps things cool whether you’re at a backyard barbecue, a roadside meet-up, or swapping stories with friends. Subtle details like a ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams help the tee hold its shape through repeated wear. The printed neck label and sleeve artwork are rendered with crisp DTF/DTG techniques so the colors and details pop without feeling stiff. This is the kind of shirt that sparks conversation, gets a laugh, and settles in as an instant favorite in a casual wardrobe.
Product features
- 100% Airlume combed & ring-spun cotton (lightweight 4.2 oz) for breathability and soft handfeel
- Retail crew fit with ribbed knit collar, shoulder tape, and side seams for shape retention
- High-detail prints: Direct-to-Film (DTF) or Direct-to-Garment (DTG) for crisp, vibrant graphics
- Tear-away label to reduce skin irritation; age: adults; REACH certified
- Color blends vary by shade (some heathers contain polyester); blank sourced from Honduras
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: medium heat
- Do not dryclean
With side seams
Located along the sides, they help hold the garment's shape longer and give it structural support
Ribbed knit collar with seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Sleeve Printing Techniques
Most providers fulfill their sleeve prints using the Direct-to-Film (DTF) method, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. TextilDruck and Fulfill Engine use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their sleeves, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Neck Label Printing Techniques
Most providers print their labels using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, TextilDruck and Stoked on Printing use Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing for their labels, providing vibrant colors and a smooth finish
Age restrictions
For adults
Other compliance information
REACH Certified
Country of origin
Blank product sourced from Honduras
Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Tumble dry: low heat; Iron, steam or dry: medium heat; Do not dryclean.
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